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You read it. Now you can’t unread it.
A simple command dressed as a joke — or maybe a warning. Heavyweight cotton, washed for a worn-in feel like it’s been passed down from someone who vanished. Bold front print. Blank stares guaranteed.
This isn’t merch. It’s initiation.
Say it out loud. See who flinches.

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